Staying clean the nerdy way – d20 soap

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barbarian_scrubI just have to say, anyone can buy me this anytime… You know, normally when you receive soap as a present you’re all like “what are you trying to say dude?” And they’re all like “your eau de dirty sock isn’t really working out…” (or perhaps more to the point “dude, we TOTALLY didn’t know what to get you…”). Well, this is completely awesome – it’s soap with d20′s in them. That’s right. I’ll just let that sink in a bit…

I know exactly what you are thinking. It’s quite likely along the lines of “That’s so awesome, why didn’t I think of that?” right?

From their website (regarding their Barbarian Scrub):

“The warrior holds his axe over his defeated foe and howls the victory call of champions! He then promptly passes out from his rancid arm pit B.O. and falls over, allowing his opponent to decapitate him.”

Don’t be the gamer at the table that no one wants to sit by. Just because you play a 12th lvl barbarian, doesn’t mean you need to smell like one! Scour away the grime of battle with “Barbarian Scrub”! This soap contains a gentle dusting of exfoliating apricot seeds with the valiant scent of spiced oranges. Bar weighs approximately 4 oz and contains a black (as your heart!) d20.

Prices are $4 US each.

(oh, and for anyone who’s interested, I’d actually quite like the Barbarian Scrub please…)

Website: Geeky Clean

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RupertG has been playing roleplaying games ever since he discovered Dragon Warriors at the age of 12. Since those days he has played many different RPG's, collected not insignificant Dwarf and Tomb Kings armies for Warhammer Fantasy Battles and even worked as a games designer in the heady days of the late 90's building a CCG. Now he runs a gaming blog and is a participant in the Grand Gaming Experiment
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  • R Flowers

    Can’t you see I’m white and nerdy… but not dirty!

  • R Flowers

    Can’t you see I’m white and nerdy… but not dirty!