I have to admit, in my life I have encountered very few zombies. It is the first question I get asked when people find out I am road testing a zombie repellent. It seems that many people are quite skeptical about the whole process, and I would have to say, I can understand why. It’s not like you see zombies every day. Or do you…?
I was walking from my car to the café that I visit each and every morning for VERY strong Italian coffee when out of the corner of my eye, I noticed a figure, or more a shadow, lurking in a recessed doorway. All the key signs were there: disheveled appearance, scruffy hair, pale skin and bloodshot and lifeless eyes. Could this be my first real chance to test out the repellent? I excitedly moved closer keeping myself ready to run in case he turned out to be one of those super fast zombies from 28 Days Later. Was this my first zombie encounter?
No, it was just some emo kid…
After an awkward moment staring at each other, (I laughed, he cried) I continued on to breakfast.
So no zombies on day two…
In a seperate note, has anyone else found it hard to resist the urge to clean oneself until the d20 is free in one of the other soaps?
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