While I can safely report no zombies on day three (boring I know…) we did have an interesting discussion over lunch at work. Where are the Vampire Repellent soaps? I thought that that was a very good question. There was some earnest discussion for a while. What could be included in the soap to ward off the vampires?
Some suggested a miniature wooden stake. That was all well and good until it was pointed out that it wouldn’t ward off anything, just give them something to pick their teeth with after they ate you.
The someone suggested a large wooden stake. This was debated until someone pointed out the whole splinters issue. After an awkward moment where people considered where the splinters might end up in a shower situation, we moved on…
The obvious answer was to include a clove of garlic in every bar leaving you smelling of garlicy goodness all day long…
No, apparently we are not smart… All well, at least we know how to read a d4.
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