Due to the enormous success of Zom-B-Gone by Geeky Clean in protecting me from the threat of daily zombie attack I have come up with a list of other repellent soaps that I would find quite useful.
- Ex-girlfriends
- Auntie Betsy (she of the badly fitting teeth…)
- Cthulhu (let him eat a different 1d10 people a round…)
- Drunk friendly guys who want to tell you all about this thing that happened once cos its really funny only its like two stories cos once you get started you can’t remember how it went and so you finish with another story cos you’re drunk.
- People who dance loudly (you know who they are…)
And finally – if you could make a soap repellent that stops people driving really slowly in the fast lane when I am trying to get to work… I’d buy that by the crate load…
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